February 2011
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I walked into walmart today and the first thing i...
penisology:
At first it didn’t really occur to me at how pissed i was but then i realized that i was making faces at all of the people buying valentines gifts.
Then i walked through walmart noticing all of the couples.
Like what the fuck.
It’s like there’s some sort of universal secret to obtaining a relationship and everyone is in on it, except me.
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RANT
Okay for starters let’s preface this with IT IS FUCKING ANTARTICA COLD OUTSIDE. AND IT’S WINDY WHICH MAKES IT WORSE. So walking 10 minutes to class was fucking terrible and then THE DOOR IS FUCKING LOCKED AND ONLY THREE OF US SHOWED UP AND THE TEACHER NEVER MADE AN APPEARANCE. Yes, there was a fire in that building. Yes, it was closed until 5pm. Yes, some of the building is still closed, BUT NOT...
January 2011
Ugh
There was a fire in one of the buildings and I was hoping class would be cancelled tonight, but nope. Guess I won’t be eating anything until Thursday or Friday as tonight was going to be my only chance to go grocery shopping before the storm hits tomorrow night. UGH
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damnthatswhack:
Tips for the thumb-presser:
It’s all about the mind games.
If you are a petite little girl, poke as if you are a big burly man to leave the victim in a state of confusion.
If you are approaching from the left press thumb to the right (vice versa) because more mind games = greater chances…
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I love when my water bottle leaks in my backpack
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but we all fade sometimes I believe...
remember that time
when i started doing homework over 3 hours ago for 5 minutes and haven’t touched it since? whoops
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
sik-em-rex:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
why the fuck am I still awake?
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Girls with the same face in every picture.
wwiao:
swasdadontloveyou:
poutylips:
nomnomselinaa:
lovefromjennifer:
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oh god..
MINDFUCK HAHAHA >:))
LOL!
they’re my favourite thing to make
omg the duckfaced girl
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When I start going through my Facebook feed...
sofapizza:
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